For the
last 10 years or so England has seen a rapid increase in chav
Christmas decorations on houses whenever December arrives. Not
content with spending loads of cash on tacky plastic bright
things to stick on their cars all year round, England's chav
population just can't resist doing the same to their homes when
Christmas comes too. Every year blokes called Darren risk life
& limb & Burberry cap by scaling ladders to hang more
lights than Weston Pier on their walls, while inside their son
Jordan tries fitting a few hundred badly wired plugs in one
socket. Just to out do Wayne-next-door's decorations. Sadly
Nailsea is no exception to this behaviour, and some parts of
our lovely town have even made the local news for their excessive
festive chav-ness. HMZ set off to check out some of the worst
culprits, and compare them with the efforts of our local rivals
in Clevedon. Each has a chav-rating out of 5.
Nice
variation of items, but nowhere near bright enough. Remember,
the more blinded people are by your gear, the more impressed
they'll be.
That's
more like it, innit? Everyone loves a Snowman, and look
at that beauty. But why stop with one?
CHAV
SCORE:
CHAV
SCORE:
Very
nice, 4 characters here (even though 2
appear to be trains?), plus an unidentifiable
glowing area. Also a good attempt at covering
every inch of brickwork in lights.
A more
minimalist look overall from one of our Clevedon entrants,
but look at that lovely, huge Santa. There may have been
more lights here originally that have overheated their socket
and packed in, which would explain the fire in the kitchen.
CHAV
SCORE:
CHAV
SCORE:
An
olde fashioned approach from this Clevedon residential home
for retired chavs. They have concentrated all their efforts
in one area.
This
is true chav genius - the house is impressive enough with
Santas, Snowmen and Trees... but the prancing reindeers
on the garage are a tasteful masterstroke. This must be
a well-off chav, as he even decorates his neighbour's house
into the bargain!
CHAV
SCORE:
CHAV
SCORE:
Another
house going with the popular train theme (trains? christmas?
why?). In fact, all the decorations on this one are a bit
obscure... is that a pigeon and a Dalek?
This
is a truely great effort featuring THREE huge Snowmen and
a Santa, which our picture doesn't really do justice. Chav-tastic!
CHAV
SCORE:
CHAV
SCORE:
Chav-art!
More lights than you can shake a cracker at! This house
near the Hannah More area has been getting more extravagant
by the day. That's not another bloody train is it?
